![]() No more selling your reproductive organs on the black market.īut say goodbye to the good, ol' days in the process. No more trying to bribe foreign officials in an effort to manipulate trade laws. No more (politely and respectfully) chattin' up any hottie you happen to see. Let's say you run towards love with arms wide open, Cancer – what can you expect? No more long nights out with the boys/girls. You know those old cartoons where an anvil falls on a coyote? It's like that, but you're not the Coyote, you're not even the anvil, you're like an ant underneath the coyote's foot. Not just our physical home, but everything in life that is home to us. This love, this extreme love, will do nothing but crush you under its weight. As the Sun shifts into the comforting waters of Cancer froom June 21 to July 22, Gemini season comes to an end and we will receive invitations related to healing, nurturing, safety, family, and emotions. Let's face it, you're too young to settle. You've got love in your future, and that is horrible. (Credit: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images) Cancer Not your sign? Find more Horrible Horoscopes here. Warning: If you love astrology, are offended easily, or/and have no sense of humor, this might make you gassy (and angry).
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